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Rachel Mealey in Tokyo: Japanese people believe dolls have souls and cannot be thrown away with the rubbish.

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星期二

בעברית: רמי מתן אבן-אש: Sometimes all you have is the mountains. Cheers to climbing them

星期四

孙子: Pass quickly over mountains and camp in the neighborhood of valleys. Camp in high places, facing the sun: do not climb Heights, in order to fight. So much for mountain warfare.

孙子: When there is dust rising in the high column, it is the sign of chariots advancing. When a dust is low, but spread over a wide area, it betokens the approach of infantry. When it branches out in different directions, it shows that parties have been sent to collect firewood. A few clouds moving to and fro signify that the army is encamping.

星期二

||OPERATION HAIFA||


Boker Tov, Monsey. Avenue R Café.
Customer in a Changshan: Are you open?
Tall, Buxom Blondie: Not yet. 10 minutes, but whatever.
Customer: Chai tea, please.
Tall, Buxom Blondie inquires with young Hasid in adjacent kitchen.
Tall, Buxom Blondie: We're out of that, sorry.
They also happen to be out of Croissants; but there's no shortage of hot tea packets, next to the empty shelves where the Croissants are supposed to be.
Customer: Hm. Caramel Coffee, then, please. Small.
Pair of tall, Buxom Blondies chat, while preparing cup. Young Mexican carrying box approaches me. I sidestep him.
Tall, Buxom Blondie: That'll be $3.40.
Customer: Sugar?
Tall, Buxom Blondie: Through the [invisible] door:
Customer: Thanks.
Mezuzah. Pouring single yellow Splenda from top tier, while staring across the street at Mandarin.

星期三

Israeli Weather Forecast

Moishe is The Worst and Best Weatherman.
INNTomorrow: Rain is expected in northern Israel and Jerusalem. The rain will intensify towards the afternoon, and there is a possibility of flooding. Strong winds from the South and East will blow. There may be isolated thunderstorms. Temperatures will drop to colder than average. Snow on Har Hermon.

Possible dust storms in the Negev.

The Day After Tomorrow: Intermittent showers mainly in the regions of Carmel, Tzfat, and Haifa, as well as along East Coast with isolated thunderstorms and strong South-East Winds. More snow on Har Hermon with even more snow on Galilee peaks and atop Golan Heights. Particularly cold.

Severe looding along the West Coast.

Filipinim v'Sinim carry the thickest clouds on their shoulders.