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A Korean and Rabbi
A rabbi is sitting on an airplane next to a Korean guy. After they have been flying together in silence for a while, the rabbi leans over and says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Chinese for what you did at Pearl Harbor."
The Korean looks shocked and replies, "What the hell are you talking about?!?!? It was the Japanese the bombed Pearl Harbor, not the Chinese. And besides, I'm not Chinese or Japanese, I'm Korean!"
The rabbi says, " Korean, Japanese, Chinese, what's the difference?"
A little while later, the Korean man says, "You know, I've never forgiven you Jews for sinking the Titanic." The rabbi looks confused and mad and says, "What are you talking about? The Jews didn't have anything to do with that! An iceberg sank the Titanic!"
The Korean guy replies, "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, what's the difference?"
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星期四
Māori Jewish Miscellany
Have yet to come across footage of the Maori Jewish community in action on video-sharing sites and such, but apparently, they're hidden Southeast Asian Yuden.
Māori Jewish humor from a random forum:
Q. What do you call a Maori Jew?
A. He Brew
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星期五
Mountain Dewdrops in Gan'Eden
1 Haggai: "Is it [an appropriate] time for you yourselves to sit in your [...] houses, when this house is in ruins? [4] Therefore because of you the heavens have kept back, so that there is no dew, and the earth has kept back its produce. [10]"
What Do You Call A Filipin@ Jew From Baguio, RP?
A Mountain Jew.
2 Haggai: "And My spirit stands in your midst; fear not. [5] For so said the L-rd of Hosts: [There will rise] another one, and I will shake up the heaven and the earth and the sea and the dry land [for] a little while. [6] And I will overthrow the throne of the kingdoms, and I will destroy the power of the kingdoms of the nations. And I will overthrow the chariots and their riders; and the horses and their riders shall come down, each one by the sword of his brother. [22] And I will shake up all the nations, and they shall come [with] the precious things of all the nations. And I will fill this House with glory, said the L-rd of Hosts. [7]"
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