Original Word: הַ֣חֲכָמִ֔ים
Transliteration: HAHAHAMEME
Short Definition: WISE GUYS
After the passing of Sarah, Abraham likely circumcized these latter six sons with Keturah on the eighth day, whom he sent east with unhallowed gifts. Sages say these unhallowed gifts are the root of Abrahamic eastern faiths such as Buddhism, Hinduism, Sikhism, Confucianism, Shinto, Taoism, and Babaylan, as well as their respective martial arts and calligraphy.
Matthew's Gospel doesn't chronicle how many gifted wise men came from the east, doesn't specify where they came from in the east, doesn't mention them by their eastern names, and doesn’t provide any details about their means of transportation. A few Oriental and Eastern Orthodox Members suppose up to twelve gifted wise men followed the Lone Star's trajectory:
