i asked for a printer, the other day; now, can someone drive me to the deli? why do i have to do every thing myself [i am having an Adam moment]

אדם בן כלב

the thing is, most Israeli Arabs don’t know either authentic Judaism or authentic Christianity: that’s where a competent (notice: i don’t, necessarily, mean credible) teacher is needed

Stephen Joshua Sondheim Into the Woods

Married Woman: I'll take care of you.

Single Man: But who will I take care of?

Married Woman snaps out of Trance.

Married Woman: Well, did you hear yourself? Did you hear what you just said, Kiddo?

Single Man: I didn't mean, that.

Married Woman: Awe, I just heard a Door open that's bin stuck a long time.