A Message to Joe Brown's Slaves

‎"Greetings, my Slaves. This is your Master: Joe Brown. Today, I command you to go over to the Middle East and get my oil. We are running out. So. I need you to shut up and go get my oil. I don’t care if you have to kill a bunch of innocent people to do it. I don’t care if you’re a Christian and you worship the god of love and forgiveness. I don’t care if this contradicts your religion. I need you to shut up and go get my oil and I need you to do it right now. Up. Master speaking. Master speaking. I am speaking, right now. Shut up. Master speaking: I need you to go get my oil. I don’t care who you gotta kill. I don’t care how many children you gotta murder. I am running out of oil and I am your Master and I am commanding you to go to the Middle East and go get my oil: you can have your emotions, but, in The End, we both know that you’ll do exactly as I say and I want my oil. Your Master has spoken." - Joe Brown