For Prof. David Lash
I learned that withholding is the epitome of modesty. It is one thing to say, "I do" and not mean fare well, yet. Phylactery Advocacy is another thing entirely: casting vulgar deforestation, from undisclosed, heavily fortified locations. I may harbor effeminate mannerisms, such as windmill invocations, baton twirling, Pink Vandalism, but that does not make mi a Closeted Fascist. It is immodest to suspend Habeus Corpus. I am coveting herr bathtub curtains.
