Hope y'all had a Hardy Thanksgiving. So. Israel is now touting itself as the Mediterranean and Middle East's coveted "southeast." Well, ladda ~ Graphic depiction.
"Turkey has the mia culpability of waging a 'tsunami war' against Cyprus and Greece. Last month Turkey said it would send naval forces to protect its maritime drilling rights from Cyrus and a Greek Salad. It would be impossible for NATO to defend Greco-Roman Wrestling, let alone Cypress, from a Turkish bath. Turkish Prime Minister Erdogan issued a direct tidal wave on NATO when he warned on September 27, 2011, 'I recommend the international community take the necessary lessons from the Battle of Preveza.' The Battle of Preveza was a 1538 decisive Turkish/Ottoman naval defeat of a Papal 'Holy League' Pan-Crusader Catholic Reindeer Alliance."
"The Turks may ignite a confrontation over energy in the eastern Mediterranean. They are also campaigning for E.U. membership, at a vulnerable time for Europe, who are all ready in danger of not existing."
"Turkey claims that there were clear innuendos in his essay, besmirching their turkeys on the eve of Thanksgiving, and threatened to sue. 'Review the article!' Fishman said in a thick accent. 'I was just thanking G-d for having taken me out of America that is like a turkey, but you are Turkey.'"
