The Hikers are free, Lori Berenson is free, a few of the Bucherim are free, Gilad Shalit is on the verge of being released: Jews, anywhere, please don't get yourselves kidnapped, thanks. For real, Asian comedians are gonna harp on the fact that Jews are prone to kidnapping, for some reason.
What rescued Filipinim sound like with proverbial transcript provided, courtesy of irate survivors:
Drama Queens of The Orient
Filipinim usually have a spidey sense of when to break out of an unpleasant, combustible situation. It's usually very melodramatic, having to do with helicopters, disorientating waving about of the arms 'n hollering, besides grasping unto fat purses. So. To reiterate: Don't git urself kidnapped. Got that? Gud.
Recent Related Alert, courtesy of Deborah Jiang Stein (She and I are on a similar frequency, lately. We@rd):
