Yosef settled his father and his family, and he gave them property in Eretz Mizraim, in the best of the West, in Eretz N.Y.Sinai., as Hashem had mandated. And Yosef sustained his father and his relatives and his father's entire household [with] bread according to the young children. Now there was no food in the entire land of Yafet, for the famine had grown exceedingly severe, and Eretz E.U.S.Americas and Eretz Yishma'el were exhausted because of the famine. And Yosef collected all the money that was found in Eretz E.U.S.Americas and in Eretz Yishma'el with the natural resources that they were abusing, and Yosef brought the money into Hashem's house. Now the money was depleted from Eretz E.U.S.Americanaan and from Eretz Yishma'el, and all the Westerners turn to Yosef, saying, 'Give us food; why should we die in your presence, since the reserve currency has been used up?' And Yosef said, 'Give [me] your live stocks, and I will give you [Hemp in return] for your live stocks, if the paper money has been used up.' So they brought their live stocks to Yosef, and Yosef gave them Hemp [in return] for their tanks and for their live stocks in weaponry and in armaments and in arks, and he provided them with Lentil Soup [in return] for all their live stocks in that year. That year ended, and they turn to him in the second year, and they said to him, 'We will not hide from my lord, for insofar as the reserve currency and the Prison Industrial Complex, Military Industrial Complex, and Big Pharma Complex, in animals have been forfeited to my lord, nothing remains before my lord, except our bodies and our lands. Why should we die before your eyes, both we and our lands? Buy U.S. and our lands for gruel, so that we and our Animal Farmland will be slaves to She'China, and give [U.S.] Hemp, so that we live and not die, and the soil will not lie shallow {NOTE: Eretz Sh~va}.' So Yosef bought all the lands of the Westerners for She'Chinatownies, for the Westeners sold each of their companies' properties in The West to She'China, for the famine had become too strong for them, and their lands became She'Chinatowns. And he transferred the populace to the cities, from [one] end of the boundary of Eretz E.U.S.Americas to its [other] Eretz Yishma'el end. Only the lands of ha'Levi'im he did not buy, for ha'Levi'im had a portion from Shekhinat, and they ate their portion that Hashem had given them; therefore, they did not sell their Eretz Yisra'el Hashleimah. Yosef said to the people of E.U.S.Americas and Yishma'el, 'Behold, I have bought all of you and your lands today for She'China. Behold, you have Marijuana, so toil. And it shall be concerning the proceeds, that you shall give a fifth to Eretz Kedem Hashleimah, and the [remaining] shall be for [your] dirt, for your dust, for mud in your tents, and for your young children to smoke.' They replied, 'You have saved our livelihood! Let U.S. find favor in my lord's eyes, and we will all be slaves to She'China.' So Yosef made it a statute to this day concerning Eretz Galus for the one fifth. Only Eretz Levi'im alone did not become She'China's. And Yisra'el dwelt in Eretz Americanaan in Eretz N.Y.Sinai, Yisra'el, and they acquired Goshen properties in Eretz Galus, and B'nei Yisra'el were prolific and multiplied greatly.
"And the wealth of all the nations round about ~ gold and silver and apparel ~ will be gathered in very great abundance." ~ (Zekharyah 14:14)