Year of The Tzir'ah

If burgeoning Asian Firewall markets appear to be assisting weak Western Wall Streets this season, it's because ya'll have an itsy-bitsy problem brewing up north, along the disputed maritime border between Alaska and Russia. And don't forget K[eilim]-Town's beef with Frisco, as well as Jap-Town's longstanding feud over Hawai'ian dishonor. Qi, best be afraid of DA BE{A}STLY TZIR'AH=)D